Funny/Retarded DMB Themed Tattoos

[Mitch]

Originally Posted by Jack That dreaming tree fire dancer would make a cool sticker, however I am lost on the decision to permanently disfigure your body like that.

Ohh, I didn't even realize that's what it was supposed to be

Originally Posted by Jack And the Say Goodbye one? That person is a dangerous individual and needs to be monitored. Jesus.

. good chance it's BigVodka

[Jack]

Originally Posted by Mitch Ohh, I didn't even realize that's what it was supposed to be

I'm just hoping. That is the only reason it would be interesting.

[mjf]

This really puts the show Bad Ink to shame, and that is saying something. This tops the extremely nerdy redhead guy who's wife (that definitely wore the pants) forced him to appear on the show to get rid of a tribal TRAMP STAMP he freakin had

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[RageATL]

Originally Posted by The Godfather

A few things...

First, while I would NEVER get a DMB tat, this one is not THAT bad (AKA I've seen far worse in this thread alone). Second, it's far too blown up...it wouldn't be as ridiculous if it were shrunk down a good bit. Lastly, where exactly is the location of this thing? Is that the right upper thigh area of a female facing forward or (please dear God said it's not) a female's midsection (I might be seeing some underboob in the upper left corner but where's the belly button???)?

Originally Posted by mjf this thread never gets old the say goodbye bro has serious issues

NEVER, just checked it myself and I'm quietly chuckling whilest shaking my head.

Not only the obvious issue with tattooing lyrics on oneself but of all songs to get tattooed...he changes the lyrics to that song seemingly every time they play it!

[Jack]

Originally Posted by RageATL A few things... First, while I would NEVER get a DMB tat, this one is not THAT bad (AKA I've seen far worse in this thread alone). Second, it's far too blown up...it wouldn't be as ridiculous if it were shrunk down a good bit. Lastly, where exactly is the location of this thing? Is that the right upper thigh area of a female facing forward or (please dear God said it's not) a female's midsection (I might be seeing some underboob in the upper left corner but where's the belly button???)?

It is pretty horrid. YOU HAVE A GIANT FIREDANCER ON YOU BODY FOREVER! The is the side of a female torso. So, below the armpit, above the hip. Which means when she's forty / fifty years old, headed to the beach with her kids (grand kids more likely for her), that ginormous firedancer will be on display.

But, you're right, it wouldn't be as bad if it was smaller. But it's not, it's ridiculously large. It's also not as bad as some of the others, but that's like being the most sane person in the revival tent. Fucking bananas.

[Jack]

And 'we'll make the best of what's around?' Who else is she referring to? a) her cats b) the voices in her head, or c) other posters on Ants?

[djrogyrog]

Originally Posted by Jack And 'we'll make the best of what's around?' Who else is she referring to? a) her cats b) the voices in her head, or c) other posters on Ants?

[Jack]

My buddy used to have a giant lake party every summer. One year this pretty cute girl showed up from NY with a firedancer tattoo on the small of her back. Someone immediately said, "dave matthews tattoo? That girl is a whore." I tried to defend her at that point because I was raised to respect woman, & because I was at the height of my super fandom (though they didn't know it). She then proceeded to have sex with two different dudes she that never met before in the basement over the course of the next 10 hours. That was the last time I'll defend anyone with a dmb tattoo.

[Caveat Emperor]

Originally Posted by Jack She then proceeded to have sex with two different dudes she that never met before in the basement over the course of the next 10 hours.

You say this like it's a bad thing.

[Jayes]

Originally Posted by Jack My buddy used to have a giant lake party every summer. One year this pretty cute girl showed up from NY with a firedancer tattoo on the small of her back. Someone immediately said, "dave matthews tattoo? That girl is a whore." I tried to defend her at that point because I was raised to respect woman, & because I was at the height of my super fandom (though they didn't know it). She then proceeded to have sex with two different dudes she that never met before in the basement over the course of the next 10 hours. That was the last time I'll defend anyone with a dmb tattoo.

I think it's pretty damn safe to make assumptions like that with tramp stamps

Still sucks that those pretty young things will wash up early and go to waste

[willndmb]

Originally Posted by Caveat Emperor You say this like it's a bad thing.

Depends if you are one of them or not lol

[The Godfather]

Showing my brother these pics bc he couldn’t believe it. He was also stunned to found out dmb date

[mja271]

I've never really understood getting a band logo tattoo'd on your body. I can understand incorporating lyrics or imagery from a song, but idk something seems extra tacky going for the logo. I was obsessed with DMB 10 years ago and barely listen to them now. I feel like I'd regret a fire dancer much more than say a lyric from The Stone or something.

[BigVodka]

ya’ll don’t tell my mom about the say bye tatt.

Just i have some special memories about that song, from when i was younger.

Shucks i ain’t no need explainin’ myself round these parts, and thank you for that.

We’re all family #dmb4life