TDC Marriage & Family Thread

[Josh.0]

Originally Posted by Jayes Too much math, brah. My girl is chill as hell, doesn't demand a lot, and I adore her. I admit I may have given her some power but I wouldn't have if I didn't like it/trust her with it. Ive dated some cray bitches, and this one is a wonderful reprieve. If she fucks me over, Ill take back my bed, remove a spark plug from her car, and hide her phone charger. She'll be ruined. Lets not forget that I control our personal porn, too

The one thing you never give up is control over the porn. EVER.

[drummerkrf]

Originally Posted by Josh.0 Maybe that random chick you saw while shopping for potpourri at Target?

[Jayes]

Originally Posted by Josh.0 The one thing you never give up is control over the porn. EVER.

Oh, I gave her the "best-of," but obviously, she could never use that against me. I have a cache of footage.

This is a last resort though; as it stands I love and respect this woman, I'm just preparing for the apocalypse all the time

[Josh.0]

Originally Posted by drummerkrf

Hey, I've said this once and I'll say it again: there are a lot of hot women weaving through the isles at Target. Seriously. Go midday on a Saturday and you'll see what I mean. It's best if it's the first Saturday of the month, right after a bunch of them have moved into their new apartments and are looking for random shit to buy.

I once asked a girl out in Target while she was inspecting a carton of eggs and ended up having a great night a couple weeks later...

[Mitch]

Originally Posted by Josh.0 Yeah but the truth is I think 95% of women are like that, and most guys are in denial that their GF/wife 100% controls their life. The 5% that aren't like that are few and far in between, and usually they're not attractive. The real winning ladies are the ones that fall into the 5% and aren't "gorgeous," because those don't exist, but "very cute." If you can find a "very cute" in the 5%, you win.

Originally Posted by Jayes Too much math, brah

[drummerkrf]

Originally Posted by Josh.0 Hey, I've said this once and I'll say it again: there are a lot of hot women weaving through the isles at Target. Seriously. Go midday on a Saturday and you'll see what I mean. It's best if it's the first Saturday of the month, right after a bunch of them have moved into their new apartments and are looking for random shit to buy. I once asked a girl out in Target while she was inspecting a carton of eggs and ended up having a great night a couple weeks later...

So... what you're saying is... you got to inspect HER carton of eggs with the kickback?

Nice

[Jayes]

Originally Posted by drummerkrf So... what you're saying is... you got to inspect HER carton of eggs with the kickback? Nice

Ripe for the picking, but well done

[Josh.0]

Unfortunately it was only a hand inspection of those eggs, but seeing how I knew I'd never talk to her again after that night I was fine with it.

[ThememanXX]

Originally Posted by Josh.0 The one thing you never give up is control over the porn. EVER.

I misunderstood at first, too. He means a porn that they're both in....

[Jayes]

Originally Posted by Josh.0 Unfortunately it was only a hand inspection of those eggs, but seeing how I knew I'd never talk to her again after that night I was fine with it.

The bassist in my band was again approached after the show Friday night by a not-terribly-ugly chick who obv wanted his D. Rode to our rehearsal space with him yesterday and he told me the harrowing 4am tale that was his meet-up with her after load-out. All in all, he's glad it was just a finger test. Bitch was weird

[Jayes]

Originally Posted by ThememanXX I misunderstood at first, too. He means a porn that they're both in....

Yep

[drummerkrf]

'TDC Marriage thread: The Chronicles of Finger-banging'

[Jayes]

Originally Posted by drummerkrf 'TDC Marriage thread: The Chronicles of Finger-banging'

Im not even qualified to waste all this bandwidth in here, but I'm havin fun. Plus, like I said, this week at work is boring as fuck. I'm literally getting paid to sit here, drink a beer, and wait for you fuckers to liven up my day

[ThememanXX]

Kind of amusing start to this thread. I guess 'dating' and 'banging' experiences aren't a bad thing to include, for posterity.

[Jayes]

Originally Posted by ThememanXX Kind of amusing start to this thread. I guess 'dating' and 'banging' experiences aren't a bad thing to include, for posterity.

Sorry to dilute

[ThememanXX]

Originally Posted by Jayes Sorry to dilute

no no, 'sall good

[K270]

Originally Posted by Jayes Im not even qualified to waste all this bandwidth in here, but I'm havin fun. Plus, like I said, this week at work is boring as fuck. I'm literally getting paid to sit here, drink a beer, and wait for you fuckers to liven up my day

May I ask where you work (since you're drinking beer)?

[ThememanXX]

Originally Posted by K270 May I ask where you work (since you're drinking beer)?

Yeah, I'm curious.

[Jayes]

Of course. I am an Audio Engineer who works for the entertainment department at one of Michigan's most prominent breweries (mixing/producing/tracking live music shows of various kinds). Noon and five-o'clock do not exist here.

[K270]

Originally Posted by Jayes Of course. I am an Audio Engineer who works for the entertainment department at one of Michigan's most prominent breweries (mixing/producing/tracking live music shows of various kinds). Noon and five-o'clock do not exist here.

Cool!! Thanks for answering!!!!!