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Old 12-03-2013, 01:51 PM   #61
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Too much math, brah. My girl is chill as hell, doesn't demand a lot, and I adore her. I admit I may have given her some power but I wouldn't have if I didn't like it/trust her with it.

Ive dated some cray bitches, and this one is a wonderful reprieve.

If she fucks me over, Ill take back my bed, remove a spark plug from her car, and hide her phone charger. She'll be ruined.

Lets not forget that I control our personal porn, too
The one thing you never give up is control over the porn. EVER.
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Old 12-03-2013, 01:52 PM   #62
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Maybe that random chick you saw while shopping for potpourri at Target?
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Old 12-03-2013, 01:56 PM   #63
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The one thing you never give up is control over the porn. EVER.

Oh, I gave her the "best-of," but obviously, she could never use that against me. I have a cache of footage.

This is a last resort though; as it stands I love and respect this woman, I'm just preparing for the apocalypse all the time
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Old 12-03-2013, 01:57 PM   #64
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Hey, I've said this once and I'll say it again: there are a lot of hot women weaving through the isles at Target. Seriously. Go midday on a Saturday and you'll see what I mean. It's best if it's the first Saturday of the month, right after a bunch of them have moved into their new apartments and are looking for random shit to buy.

I once asked a girl out in Target while she was inspecting a carton of eggs and ended up having a great night a couple weeks later...
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Old 12-03-2013, 01:59 PM   #65
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Yeah but the truth is I think 95% of women are like that, and most guys are in denial that their GF/wife 100% controls their life. The 5% that aren't like that are few and far in between, and usually they're not attractive. The real winning ladies are the ones that fall into the 5% and aren't "gorgeous," because those don't exist, but "very cute." If you can find a "very cute" in the 5%, you win.
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Hey, I've said this once and I'll say it again: there are a lot of hot women weaving through the isles at Target. Seriously. Go midday on a Saturday and you'll see what I mean. It's best if it's the first Saturday of the month, right after a bunch of them have moved into their new apartments and are looking for random shit to buy.

I once asked a girl out in Target while she was inspecting a carton of eggs and ended up having a great night a couple weeks later...
So... what you're saying is... you got to inspect HER carton of eggs with the kickback?

Nice
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Old 12-03-2013, 02:01 PM   #67
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So... what you're saying is... you got to inspect HER carton of eggs with the kickback? Nice
Ripe for the picking, but well done
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Old 12-03-2013, 02:02 PM   #68
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Unfortunately it was only a hand inspection of those eggs, but seeing how I knew I'd never talk to her again after that night I was fine with it.
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The one thing you never give up is control over the porn. EVER.
I misunderstood at first, too. He means a porn that they're both in....
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Unfortunately it was only a hand inspection of those eggs, but seeing how I knew I'd never talk to her again after that night I was fine with it.
The bassist in my band was again approached after the show Friday night by a not-terribly-ugly chick who obv wanted his D. Rode to our rehearsal space with him yesterday and he told me the harrowing 4am tale that was his meet-up with her after load-out. All in all, he's glad it was just a finger test. Bitch was weird
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I misunderstood at first, too. He means a porn that they're both in....
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'TDC Marriage thread: The Chronicles of Finger-banging'
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Old 12-03-2013, 02:10 PM   #73
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'TDC Marriage thread: The Chronicles of Finger-banging'
Im not even qualified to waste all this bandwidth in here, but I'm havin fun. Plus, like I said, this week at work is boring as fuck. I'm literally getting paid to sit here, drink a beer, and wait for you fuckers to liven up my day
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Kind of amusing start to this thread. I guess 'dating' and 'banging' experiences aren't a bad thing to include, for posterity.
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Kind of amusing start to this thread. I guess 'dating' and 'banging' experiences aren't a bad thing to include, for posterity.
Sorry to dilute
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Old 12-03-2013, 02:26 PM   #77
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Im not even qualified to waste all this bandwidth in here, but I'm havin fun. Plus, like I said, this week at work is boring as fuck. I'm literally getting paid to sit here, drink a beer, and wait for you fuckers to liven up my day
May I ask where you work (since you're drinking beer)?
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May I ask where you work (since you're drinking beer)?
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Of course. I am an Audio Engineer who works for the entertainment department at one of Michigan's most prominent breweries (mixing/producing/tracking live music shows of various kinds). Noon and five-o'clock do not exist here.
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Of course. I am an Audio Engineer who works for the entertainment department at one of Michigan's most prominent breweries (mixing/producing/tracking live music shows of various kinds). Noon and five-o'clock do not exist here.
Cool!! Thanks for answering!!!!!
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